Woof and tweetcore and now the pope is in town
The old woman downstairs spent an evening ringing the doorbell, I decided to ignore her.. she continued in the morning and it turns out that our leaking pipe had pissed through her roof and the flat below us..always happy to ahem.. share with the neighbours. OOps..
I'm still off the beers, it's a bit boring and the time takes forever.. we had an HC meeting on Wednesday with ZDF (the 2nd german tv channel after RTL) filming us. Quite a lot of new or previously hiding members turned up but after 12 o clock the bar (Indeks), stopped serving us alcohol because of the 2 day prohibition taking place in Warsaw (because the pope is in town), there are loads of police on every corner, particularly near my place. (thought I'd done something wrong but it's because the pope Benedict the boring german is visiting the Jewish Memorial near by).
Myself and Takki (Belgian dude who was born in Korea.. Asia's boyfriend) went to the kebab place next door only to find the kebab guy high as a mad man on pills or speed, dancing insanely to some 50 cents song, throwing sauce, kebab meat and pita breads in the air and generally being a lunatic! One of the most entertaining things that I have ever seen!
Anyway quite a big argument ensued about where we were going to go, some friend of Wojtek's managed to meet some turkish business men who wanted to go to the old town and we wanted to head to Pole Mokotowskie to a few bars to drink and play table football. Also the bar decided to overcharge us by 3 beers.. so we had an argument with them for about an hour, also pissed off a couple of policeman that were near by and eventually seperated into two groups with some others going home, the whole of Pole Mokotowskie was shut.. considering the alcohol ban it wasn't too surprising. Agnieszka (agak) had some at her place, so I went there with Ugur, Takki and Agak's new boyfriend, who she is living with now. Ran from hers to the bus station to get the night bus but it was waiting in a queue to leave the central station and the unhelpful CUNT of a bus driver, refused to let us on. What an ungenerous bastard!
Apart from that, not a lot is happening.. it's been pissing it down here. I was going to hitch up to Lithuania on Thursday but overslept a bit after getting back at 6am or something.
I'd like to introduce you to two metal bands..
Firstly.. Hatebeak, a death metal band with a parrot on vocals, they don't play live because the parrot doesn't like loud noises.. including his own music! It's mainly insane squawking but there is talk of him actually learning English in the future.
Secondly.. Caninus, a grindcore band with two pit bulls fronting the band! They originally produced an EP with Hatebeak and proved the more succesful of the two. They now have an album out called "Now the Animals have the Voice".. it's quite good and fairly entertaining.
Track list:
1. Intro
2. Basil *
3. Brindle Brickheads (unprecedented ferocity)
4. Bite the hand that breeds you
5. Studio guy gets pissed
6. Fear of dog (religious myths)
7. Budgie *
8. New Yorkie Crew (loyal like a stone)
9. No dogs, no masters
10. Human rawhide
11. Misunderstood Machines
12. Locking jaws
13. Canine Core
14. Fuck the AKC**
*Budgie and Basil are the names of the pitbulls
**AKC = American Kennel Club
Anyway, it's definitely worth a listen and beats the shit out of the James Blunt album!
I'm still off the beers, it's a bit boring and the time takes forever.. we had an HC meeting on Wednesday with ZDF (the 2nd german tv channel after RTL) filming us. Quite a lot of new or previously hiding members turned up but after 12 o clock the bar (Indeks), stopped serving us alcohol because of the 2 day prohibition taking place in Warsaw (because the pope is in town), there are loads of police on every corner, particularly near my place. (thought I'd done something wrong but it's because the pope Benedict the boring german is visiting the Jewish Memorial near by).
Myself and Takki (Belgian dude who was born in Korea.. Asia's boyfriend) went to the kebab place next door only to find the kebab guy high as a mad man on pills or speed, dancing insanely to some 50 cents song, throwing sauce, kebab meat and pita breads in the air and generally being a lunatic! One of the most entertaining things that I have ever seen!
Anyway quite a big argument ensued about where we were going to go, some friend of Wojtek's managed to meet some turkish business men who wanted to go to the old town and we wanted to head to Pole Mokotowskie to a few bars to drink and play table football. Also the bar decided to overcharge us by 3 beers.. so we had an argument with them for about an hour, also pissed off a couple of policeman that were near by and eventually seperated into two groups with some others going home, the whole of Pole Mokotowskie was shut.. considering the alcohol ban it wasn't too surprising. Agnieszka (agak) had some at her place, so I went there with Ugur, Takki and Agak's new boyfriend, who she is living with now. Ran from hers to the bus station to get the night bus but it was waiting in a queue to leave the central station and the unhelpful CUNT of a bus driver, refused to let us on. What an ungenerous bastard!
Apart from that, not a lot is happening.. it's been pissing it down here. I was going to hitch up to Lithuania on Thursday but overslept a bit after getting back at 6am or something.
I'd like to introduce you to two metal bands..
Firstly.. Hatebeak, a death metal band with a parrot on vocals, they don't play live because the parrot doesn't like loud noises.. including his own music! It's mainly insane squawking but there is talk of him actually learning English in the future.
Secondly.. Caninus, a grindcore band with two pit bulls fronting the band! They originally produced an EP with Hatebeak and proved the more succesful of the two. They now have an album out called "Now the Animals have the Voice".. it's quite good and fairly entertaining.
Track list:
1. Intro
2. Basil *
3. Brindle Brickheads (unprecedented ferocity)
4. Bite the hand that breeds you
5. Studio guy gets pissed
6. Fear of dog (religious myths)
7. Budgie *
8. New Yorkie Crew (loyal like a stone)
9. No dogs, no masters
10. Human rawhide
11. Misunderstood Machines
12. Locking jaws
13. Canine Core
14. Fuck the AKC**
*Budgie and Basil are the names of the pitbulls
**AKC = American Kennel Club
Anyway, it's definitely worth a listen and beats the shit out of the James Blunt album!
posted by dangaroo at 1:53 PM
1 Comments:
absolutely ANYONE could beat James Blunt and his so-called music.
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